They’ll not only kill you they’ll also accept commissions from your family to paint your death portrait. It’s a little known fact that several renaissance painters snuck over to Japan and became highly trained ninjas, but come on, where do you think they got the idea for Assassin’s Creed? Our dutiful 80sTees archeologists have found evidence of these artistic assassins and we’ve created this Italian Renaissance Ninja Painters Shirt. Think about it, why else would Da Vinci need a tank?
